Spanish Parking Jobs

Spaniards don't even try to pretend by putting their hazards on.

Only an acceptable parking job if the driver is detaining someone in that manhole.

Contemplating a career in stripping.

But, I never get to be the big spoon.

I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, maybe the road actually was there in 1946.

Note found at the scene of the crime read: we jacked the human, left the car. 

Hangin' two.

Naw, with that parking meter there you can't even tell.

Cars need loving too.

The rogue driver doesn't believe in formalities.

Barricade schmarricade.

"Linda did what with who? But, he hasn't even been waxed recently."

Photos taken by me around Madrid.

Bad captions written by Donny and I.

Yes, we think we're funny. No, you don't have to agree.