Monday, June 18, 2012

Spanish Parking Jobs

Spaniards don't even try to pretend by putting their hazards on.

Only an acceptable parking job if the driver is detaining someone in that manhole.

Contemplating a career in stripping.

But, I never get to be the big spoon.

I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, maybe the road actually was there in 1946.

Note found at the scene of the crime read: we jacked the human, left the car. 

Hangin' two.

Naw, with that parking meter there you can't even tell.

Cars need loving too.

The rogue driver doesn't believe in formalities.


Barricade schmarricade.

"Linda did what with who? But, he hasn't even been waxed recently."

Photos taken by me around Madrid.
Bad captions written by Donny and I.
Yes, we think we're funny. No, you don't have to agree.

I'm the worst blogger ever.


It's been so long since I blogged. I've been avoiding writing a new post because it's been so long since my last. I don't know where to begin, or how I could possibly talk about everything that's been happening in the last few months. Maybe, I just wont. Long story short, Spain is good and...

In just about 10 days I'll be packing up, clearing out, and heading on home to good old America!

When I first landed in Madrid, let's be frank, I was scared shitless. I can only imagine how I looked that first morning as I tore through the metro with my huge pieces of luggage, all the while reminding myself: act like you know what you're doing and where you're going or else someone will steal all of your belongings and possibly abduct you (slight exaggeration). I was shaking, literally, that's how scared I was (not an exaggeration).

My first Spanish language encounter happened at the airport when I approached the Metro desk to ask for directions (I've learned now that these assistance counters are mostly just for looks, one should never assume that the people behind them will be of any actual assistance, and they will in no way attempt to hide just how much you annoy them). As my Spanish was very limited upon arrival, I probably said something like "Quiero ir a Metro Sol?". The woman sighed, opened up a map, then frantically drew a series of circles, lines, and maybe an arrow or two before handing it to me. Too petrified to ask for clarification, because that of course would involve more Spanish, I thanked her and continued on my way. Luckily, my background in scribble deciphering aided me and about an hour later, with a sigh of relief, I landed myself in Sol just a few blocks from my hotel.

My first friend in Madrid was Helen. She was the friend of an English girl I was supposed to work with. The plan was for the three of us to meet, apartment hunt, and move in together. However, after less than 60 hours in Madrid, the English girl was on a 2 hour flight right back to England. This left me with two thoughts:

 1) Alright, good, I'm not the only one scared out of my mind.
2) California is 14 hours and a $700 flight away, no turning back now (cue more fear).

But Helen and I, we were fighters. We bought cell phones, we made awkward phone calls, we looked at really ugly apartments, we spoke crappy Spanish, until finally we settled ourselves in a giant old school apartment with a nice landlord and cool roommates. What I've loved most about where I live is that I'm only a 5 minute walk from Madrid's nicest most beautiful park, Parque del Retiro. 

The first time I went to Retiro, Helen and I had been apartment hunting and awkward phone calling for what seemed like forever. We had heard something about a cool park, and decided to take the afternoon off from apartment hunting to check it out. I fell in love instantly, okay maybe it happened after I saw that the park had a lake where you could rent romantic little boats and row around. I'm pretty sure Retiro has been the one thing that has kept me sane this year. Some weeks, I'd find myself there several days in a row just going for a walk or meeting friends. Best of all, Retiro is a great place to try and pretend that you're a Spaniard. Grab a box of sangria, some plastic cups, a blanket, and you're there! 

Adventures, such as moving to another country, naturally come with their shares of ups and downs. This year has been the most epic of rollercoasters (and I hate rollercoasters). But you know what they say, everything is 20/20 in hindsight. I'm so incredibly happy that I came here. I'm so stoked that I lasted for the whole nine months. I'm so excited that in a few short weeks I'll be reunited with my friends and family in the states. 
But most of all, I'm really glad that I get to do it all over again come September, but this time with the love of my life. Because all the details have yet to be sorted, I'll leave it at that. And now for one of those...

First Year in Spain: A Review

Places visited in Spain: 
Madrid (duh), Toledo, Segovia, Cordoba, Granada, Valencia, San Jose, Sevilla, Xativa

Places visited in Europe:
Rome-Italy, Amsterdam-Netherlands, Paris-France, Bruges-Belgium, Prague-Czech Republic 

Number of times Metro pass was lost: 2
Number of mugs stolen from 100 Montaditos: 1
Number of shoes sacrificed to the cities merciless cobbled streets of shoe death: 6 (3 pairs)
Number of impulse "I live in Europe now" I'll regret this later clothing purchases: 4

What I will miss: 
my students, public transport, the guy who plays sitar in the Metro at Atocha, Retiro and other parks, drinking in public (hey, at least I'm honest)

What I won't miss:
Spanish PDA, Spanish kissing volume (so audible, it's unreal), waiting in the huge line at Dia while one cashier moves at a pace so slow even a snail would laugh, puke piles on the way to the metro entrance after the weekend (public transport=public pukers)

This data will be updated when further information becomes available.
Happy Monday.






Thursday, March 29, 2012

The longest day ever.

As Donny left for the airport yesterday, destination Madrid, he sent me a text which read: I have a feeling that this is going to be the longest day ever. I told him not to worry and assured him that the time would pass quickly, we'd be in each other's arms soon enough. I was wrong.

Today, the country of Spain is having a huelga general or general strike. I am not too informed about the details involved but what I do know is that everyone is striking: metro workers, shop keepers, teachers, students, bus drivers, trash men, oh yeah and airports. Donny and I had checked the status of his flight several times and he even made it all the way to Boston, where he was supposed to catch his final Madrid bound flight, when we found out that it had been cancelled. So, instead of arriving this morning as we had hoped he will be here tomorrow morning instead (longest day ever). It could be worse I know, but the initial news was disappointing. Plus side? Time to update my blog. Let's talk about vaginas...

My beloved production of The Vagina Monologues closed last week after we had been working on it since the end of November. Our opening night was Sunday, March 11th, at a community space called La Tabacalera. The turn out was incredible. Before the show started our reservation list was at about 60, in the end we probably had over 200 people attend. After the seats filled up the rest of the audience had to sit on the floor, up the aisles and in front of the stage, once those spaces were full the others chose to stand around the perimeter of the room just to have a chance to see the show. The performance itself went great and everyone had positive things to say. Some people even thought we were professional actresses! On our first night alone we ended up raising almost 1,200. 

The cast, 12 lovely ladies.
Photo Credit: Danny Mendoza
Warming up before the show.
Photo Credit: Danny Mendoza
My 'triple orgasm'.
Photo Credit: Danny Mendoza
Part of the line to get in!
Photo Credit: Danny Mendoza
Organizing this show is the biggest thing I've ever done. It was an incredible experience, a lot of work, and totally worth it. I'm pleased with how well everything worked out. I'm pleased with our successful turn out, with the people it brought me into contact with, and with the people who came to support us. I've already been dreaming up the possibility of doing something like this again in the future. In the end, after three nights, we raised just about 1,800 or $2,400. All of this will be donated to a woman's organization here in Madrid called Women's Link Worldwide. Here are some links about our production if you'd like to read more. 



Friday, February 24, 2012

Mi Febrero Loco!

I've been quite occupied over here with my little Spanish life these days. My new adventures, and new friends, have been doing a good job of keeping my planner nice and planned. The weeks have been flying by, and I have nothing but wonderful things to look forward to, especially in March. 

Work has been good and the kids at my school are often the highlight of my day. It's funny how many things I've already forgotten about being a little kid, like how you lose your teeth. I totally forgot that happened! It was pretty exciting back then I'll admit, but now when the kids come up to show me their wiggly whites I struggle to relate to their excitement, and instead find myself trying not to look too grossed out. At least I usually manage offer a semi-enthusiastic "woah, cooool". I'm really excited that Donny get's to visit my school when he arrives next month, in order to convince the teachers that it was a good idea I offered for him and I to lead one of my classes in a good old guitar sing along. We'll be opening with the Wheels on the Bus...and that's as far as we've gotten with our set list.

Last week, I got to accompany one of my classes on their field trip to their local Fire Station. It was awesome! We got to ride in a fire truck AND I even slid down the fire pole. Alright, okay I not-so-willingly slid down the fire pole as I may or may not have felt slightly pressured by the 17 kids chanting "Ashley! Ashley! Ashley!". It was a lovely day, and quite a cool experience.


Taking our ride in the Fire Truck!


Proof! My teacher only got a picture of the start of my decent...
While it was a slight bummer for Donny and I to spend our first Valentine's Day apart (stupid commercial holiday making me feel bad), I made up for it by teaching the kids at school how to make Valentines. Three of the students in one of my classes also surprised me with a huge picture they had made for me, it said many delightful things, my personal favorites being 'you are a very good teacher' and 'we love you'. Tear! Since I'm not always the greatest at planning things ahead of time, I got this brilliant idea to send Donny a pizza on Valentine's Day. I used Skype to call the Round Table near his house, then started to Skype with him so it was delivered during our romantic conversation. He had no idea, it was awesome...and delicious. This is the Valentine I made for Donny to show the kids as an example, it's a Valentine's pizza! 







The production of The Vagina Monologues that I am planning/organizing/directing is due to open in just over two weeks. This is something that has kept me incredibly busy, but I'm enjoying every minute of it. We finally got our two venues secured earlier this month and I'm pretty sure that since then, every moment of my life has revolved around this show. It's been challenging but exciting, I've been contacting blogs and venues for publicity, arranging rehearsals and fundraising, and meeting with the girls several times a week to rehearse. I know the show will be great, and we've already got a bunch of people interested in coming to see us perform. The best part? All the money we are raising will be donated to a local woman's organization here in Madrid. On Sunday, we will be interviewed by an English speaking blog called Cheap in Madrid, they will be writing an article about us to help promote our production. I'm very excited, especially considering that I actually follow their blog.  I'll be sure to share the interview once it's posted! Here is the flyer for our show. If anyone wants to fly to Spain to see it, we may be able to negotiate on ticket prices...


So, March will be a very big month indeed. First, we'll have the show which opens on the 11th and closes on the 21st. After that, I'll only have about a week to wait until Donny arrives on the 29th. He's going to be in Europe with me for just over two weeks, which will be the most time we've been able to spend together since September. Our first week together, we will be travelling since I will be on Spring break. Thanks to Donny's planning and patience, we've got flights booked to go from Madrid (Spain) to Bruges (Belgium) to Prague (Czech Republic) to Paris (France) and back. This trip will be all kinds of firsts for the both of us. I'm excited to have the opportunity to experience more of Europe, and even more excited that I get to do it with my best friend and the love of my life. With how fast time has been flying, I'm sure it will be here before we know it.

Other than that, I've been keeping busy hanging out around the city. At first, I wasn't very enthused about the city life, or Madrid in general, but I can finally admit that they're growing on me. So much that I'm considering re-applying for the program, something I swore I would never do before, how about that. Time will only tell, all I know is that my future will involve more time with Donny. Maybe another year in Madrid, together? We'll just have to wait and see. What I am enjoying about Madrid is the opportunity to see and do something different everyday. I also have grown to appreciate the accessibility of the city now that I'm a certified Metro expert. There's always something new, here are some random photos of the amusing things I've seen and done in the city lately. 

AMAZING farmer's market with delicious beer and my lovely friend Cassondra!
Jugglers in the street on my way to all-you-can-eat sushi...
Cold frozen cold yet beautiful Winter day. 
The Vertical Garden

San Pedro California, the city where I first lived ever!


Night out with my roommates...and some random photo creeper.


My friend Katherine playing her violin at open mic night.
I hope that everyone is doing well back in the States. I'm really missing my family and friends a lot today. But with how fast time has been going, I'm sure that Summer will be here before I know it. For now, I'm happily living in the moment. I'm taking time to enjoy every day and  each of the experiences that come with this once in a lifetime opportunity.

Man, daisy dukes, freezing Winter day...I love the park near my house. 

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Happy New...uhm, oh yeah.

It's January 29th isn't it...

As you may have noticed from my extreme lack of blogage many things have been going on, and since my bittersweet return to Madrid the first week of January, I have been very busy. But first, let's talk about the wonderful holiday I spent in Southern California. Man-oh-man was it beautiful! And sunny and warm and full of love. I had the greatest time with Donny and my family. We spent some much needed quality time together. I made sure that I saw, and ate, all of the important things I had missed. You know, all the essentials: Target, sushi, Red Robin, the mall, Mexican food, and In-n-Out...lots and lots of In-n-Out. To say the least, my heart and belly were very happy.

Our First Christmas 
Family Love

The Cousins
Finally got to meet Liam, my friend Beth's baby, he was born in October.
Rollerblading on Christmas day with my Sissy.
Appetizer we made for the Christmas party. PENGUINS!
My Dad's side of the Family, look at all those Peruvians!
Downtown San Diego on New Years Eve.
Beautiful view in San Pedro on Donny's last day in Southern California.
Of course, leaving to come back to Madrid was tough. I'll be happy when I'm a little less familiar with those infamous airport goodbyes. I made it back safe and sound, and then I was introduced to a little thing called jetlag. Before this trip, I never believed in jetlag. I thought it was an urban legend, a myth, you know, just something people had made up. Well, let's just say now I'm a believer. It hit me hard, and was the perfect excuse to spend my first few days back relaxing in bed, all the while thinking about my family, missing home.

After a couple days, the jetlag had worn off and I began to get back into my routine. I also began to notice how surprisingly un-sad I was. No, in fact I was actually really happy to be back in Spain. I hadn't even noticed that it was happening, but somehow over the past few months Madrid had become my home. I didn't come back to nothing, instead I came back to a routine, an apartment, familiar faces, people and places I enjoy. Since I have been back in Spain, I have been really enjoying myself, more so than I have this entire time. All of the anxieties of getting settled are behind me, and the next 6 months can simply be spent enjoying. So I will!

What has been occupying so much of my time you ask? Well, many things, but mostly this...


These are the girls that I have casted to take part in a production of The Vagina Monologues. A few months back, I was looking for an opportunity to participate in the monologues here in Madrid. After finding that none were scheduled in my area, I decided that I wanted to organize a production myself. I saw this play for the first time in 2009 and it really hit home for me. The play's overall intention is to raise awareness and funding for women who have been victims of abuse. It also aims to remove the shame associated with being a victim of abuse, whether that abuse was physical, mental, or sexual. In 2010, I had the opportunity to participate in my university's production of The Vagina Monologues, this experience was also very powerful. I am excited to have the opportunity to create a moving experience for my cast, and for the audience that will come to see us. Hence, the majority of my free time has been spent meeting with the cast, rehearsing, planning, and venue hunting. There is still a ton of work to be done, but I believe in the end it will all be worth it. I am also happy to have a productive way to spend my time, and have been meeting really cool girls along the way.

Here's some pictures of the other things I have been doing here and there. The last two were done by five year olds at my school, it was Alberto's birthday so everyone in his class drew him a picture.

Went to watch a slightly disappointing snowman making competition...
This beauty was the highlight. Lemon boobs? I say 10 points for creativity.
Slightly terrified, but I still want a picture with it...
I love Sunday afternoon walks in the park.


A robot.
Naked.

So, to recap. I'm happier, busier, and really just having a nice time. 
Guess someone is getting better and better at pretending they're a Spaniard.